We can talk about the home run itself a little more below, but this sentiment from the MLB twitter account shouldn't be ignored:

This is how you celebrate a #walkoff. twitter.com/MLB/status/336…

— MLB (@MLB) May 19, 2013

Remember when Kendrys Morales broke his leg attempting a similar walkoff celebration? And then he didn't play again for over a year? And then he wasn't back to his old self for more like two years? And, in the meantime, major league players pretended like they would try not to be so unnecessarily stupid in the future? And how that pretense lasted all of like two weeks?

Well, maybe Major League Baseball should think twice about tweeting something like what they did yesterday following the walkoff home run from Freddy Galvis.

Home Run of the Day: Miguel Cabrera #3, Detroit Tigers - 23.71 seconds [video]
How do you decide between a trio of home runs from the reigning Triple Crown winner during a Sunday Night Baseball game and a pair of back-to-back home runs to walkoff? It's a tough choice, but I'll give the honors to Cabrera if for no other reason than the fact that this is already the second time this season that a game ended on back-to-back walkoff home runs. Cabrera's other two tater trots on Sunday night clocked in at 23.68 seconds and 23.34 seconds, a remarkable level of speedy consistency from the Tigers third baseman.

In Chicago, Cubs pitcher Travis Wood (and his beard) crused a ball over the left field wall and onto Waveland Avenue. Many days, that would be the easy Home Run of the Day. For Sunday, it was nearly forgotten.

Star Trek Into Darkness was, of course, great. And it even reminded me of a time when NBC thought a bit less about the franchise.

Now let's get to the trots!

Home Run of the Day: Gerardo Parra, Arizona Diamondbacks - 20.0 seconds [video]
A first-inning home run from Parra was all the Diamondbacks would need behind Brandon McCarthy's three-hit shutout.

Star Trek beckons, so let's get right to the trots!

Home Run of the Day: Justin Upton, Atlanta Braves - 22.89 seconds [video]
Some big home runs Friday night. Paul Goldschmidt's second home run of the game in Miami came at the end of a 13-pitch at-bat. Pedro Alvarez crushed a ball into the depths of the Allegheny in Pittsburgh. Joey Votto hit a ball so hard that the Cincinnati announcers said "they better get a GPS to find that baseball!" Even with all of those blasts, this grand slam from Justin Upton, which Hit Tracker Online called 461 feet, was tops.

Except for maybe Adam Rosales' sprint mentioned below...

On September 28, 2012, Bobby Abreu, in what looks to be his final career home run, blasted a shot down the right field line in Dodger Stadium. After strutting out of the box, Abreu took his sweet time rounding the bases. Vin Scully even said, after Abreu rounded second, "And Bobby's going to take his time and enjoy the ride."

Abreu's trot ended up clocking in at 31.56 seconds. It was the slowest trot in the Tater Trot Tracker era that was not the result of an injury.

Thursday afternoon, Colorado's Todd Helton put himself in a virtual tie with Abreu for slowest non-injury related trot with a 31.54 second trot off of San Francisco's Matt Cain in Coors Field.

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The Tracker has been away for a few days and we've got a lot of catching up to do. Let's get to the trots!

Home Run of the Day: Todd Helton, Colorado Rockies - 31.54 seconds [video]
We'll talk about Helton's home run separately. In the meantime, enjoy the Manny Ramirez home run above. With continued thanks to Manny Does Taiwan, this was Manny's sixth home run in Taiwan. His trot was a bit tough to clock thanks to the camera angle used at home plate, but the trot clocked in at no slower than 26.92 seconds (and possibly even 26.3 seconds). That's a quick one for Manny.

A pretty great day for home runs, all things told. Let's get right down to the trots.

Home Run of the Day: Justin Upton, Atlanta Braves - 19.6 seconds [video]
I for one am shocked to learn that Justin Upton hit the ball a really, really long way while playing a game in Chase Field. Shocked.

If it weren't for Justin Upton's return to Arizona, this category might be nothing but Aaron Hicks. Not only did he hit a pair of bombs for the Twins on their way to a victory over the White Sox, Hicks also made this outstanding catch to rob a home run from Adam Dunn. It's basically unfair.

This is an on-going list of 2013's slowest and quickest tater trots. To see daily updates about each and every home run, visit the Tater Trot Tracker at Baseball Prospectus. You can also follow the Tater Trot Tracker on Twitter at @TaterTrotTrkr.

Leaderboard Updated On: May 19, 2013
Most Recent Post: May 19

Slowest Trot

1. 1. Todd Helton - May 16, 31.54 secs.
2. 2. David Ortiz - May 14, 28.72
3. 3. David Ortiz - Apr. 26, 28.44
4. 4. Ian Kinsler - Apr. 2, 28.36
5. 5. David Ortiz - May 1, 27.87
6. 6. Wilin Rosario - Apr. 13, 27.75
7. 7. David Ortiz - Apr. 25, 27.51
8. 8. David Ortiz - May 5, 27.33
9. 9. David Ortiz - May 18, 27.2
10. 10. Billy Butler - Apr. 22, 26.79

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According to Old Time Family Baseball, there were only nine home runs hit with pink bats on Sunday compared to the 23 hit in the two years prior (and though there were only 8 pink bat home runs last year, that was out of only 26 home runs total as opposed to 35 home runs this year). That's a disappointing trend on the pink bat front.

But let's get to the trots!

Home Run of the Day: Edwin Encarnacion, Toronto Blue Jays - 24.93 seconds [video]
One of five home runs for the Blue Jays. This one just happened to land outside of the stadium. In Texas, Adrian Beltre hit another of his beautiful, knee-on-the-ground home runs. He had to stop at second before the play was reviewed, however, which takes away a lot of the fun in it.

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there. I hope it's a beautiful spring day for all of you out there. In Major League Baseball, it means we get base hits and home runs coming off the barrels of pink bats. It's always a fun day. Ask Bill Hall.

Let's get to the trots!

Home Run of the Day: Evan Longoria, Tampa Bay Rays - 20.44* seconds [video]
A walkoff home run from Evan Longoria. Ho-hum.

Also in this game were two big home runs. One was a monster blast from James Loney (shown above); the other was a game-tying grand slam from Jesus Guzman (video). It's hard to say who celebrated their home run more between the two of them, but you can be sure of one thing: the Pirates will go ahead and plunk them both for it.

A day off means we need to get right to the trots.

Home Run of the Day: Prince Fielder, Detroit Tigers and Miguel Cabrera, Detroit Tigers - 23.44 seconds and 24.43 seconds [video and video]
Can you remember any two more mirror-image identical home runs in a game? I love 'em.